It’s So My Mom.

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Or she should, rather than pen another mom-daughter memoir. But buy my book when it comes out …

Braindead today by some legalese about old people I must read for a copy writing job. So here is a quick smattering of mom news:

1. A scientific analogy on mother-daughter differences. At the cellular level, man.

2. Carrie Fisher writes memoir about mom Debbie Reynolds.

Fisher and her family are Jewish, so I’ll forgive Carrie her obvious oblivion toward the Christian Serenity prayer: God grant me the wisdom to know the difference … between a book people will actually read and my C-list vanity project. “Mommie Dearest” was already written (that goes for you too, Tori Spelling. And you, Jennifer Aniston’s and Demi Moore’s moms). Inquiring minds would rather know: Did Paul Simon like the Leia braids in bed?

Ouch. That was harsh. Something a little lighter from my boy over at The Straight Dope:

3. Did Spartan mothers really tell their sons, “With your shield or on it?”