It’s So My Mom.

Let’s play one of those crazy stares picture games — you know, the kind where you stare at something and then slowly pull away until your brain realizes heretofore unseen things.

Look under my eye there, where the arrows are pointing, and then slowly pull away from your computer. The din of the screen should reveal the picture’s secret.

See that little blue vein? My mom has the same one in the same place in the same color. So now we’re friggin’ twinkies (twins).