It’s So My Mom.

The Mean Mommy blog. Almost makes motherhood look cool to a selfish twentysomething like me.

Hilarious. She even dedicates a post to her fav kid (if I had a kid that sounded like Michael Jackson, they’d be my fav, too. I wouldn’t let them near the other ones, though).

Oh. And my friend Rima is a cool mom–hot, funny, and with two adorable chillins. And she thought the Motrin Moms outroar was a bunch ‘o crapola, too.

And my ex-coworker Abby is a cool mom, with the coolest “Little Orange Haired Dood” kid that’s gonna make his parents millionaires one day. Too bad I didn’t know her in time to be the godmother. And Chrissy, my other ex-coworker. She introduced me to Ze Frank.

Abby and Chrissy are also cool because they’d never miss my Meatball Tuesday homecoming at the ol’ bluehair bar next Tuesday, either. You should come, too.