It’s So My Mom.

Let’s play one of those crazy stares picture games — you know, the kind where you stare at something and then slowly pull away until your brain realizes heretofore unseen things.

Look under my eye there, where the arrows are pointing, and then slowly pull away from your computer. The din of the screen should reveal the picture’s secret.

See that little blue vein? My mom has the same one in the same place in the same color. So now we’re friggin’ twinkies (twins).

"Maria, get the jingle, hellieeghhhaa"

Who says procrastination and self-absorption doesn’t pay? I encountered this “Mom Bomb” while checking my Google rankings–Google “Blog about becoming my mom” and I’m the No. 2 hit! This post from the Mom Blog Network was the No. 1 return. The writer talks about how she can’t stop singing jingles in response to everyday questions and random occurrences, a la her mom.

That would be really annoying for everyone involved.