It’s So My Mom.

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Ever do something weirdly festishy, and wonder where the hell it came from? I don’t wonder. I know. Who else relishes in sniffing their significant others’ ears? I do. I love sticking my schnozz in my boyfriend’s soft ear fuzz, then attacking all the soft, surrounding cartilage afterward.

If this behavior seems strange to people, let me explain: Not only did my mom do this to my brother and me, I remember my aunt doing it, too, while chanting the following incomprehenisble phrase: “Ese mugoso, so sweet, so sweet, daddy, ese mugoso so swayet!”

Lose translation from Spanglish retardese: “This dirty thing is so sweet.”

On a totally random, unrelated note, it’s hilarious how many women I found lamenting the possibility that they’d understand their mothers AS mommies on this recent installment by my friend Rima at Mommybrained. Ha ha, bitches! I’m not alone! (Boo hoo–it’s gonna get worse when I pop one out …)