It’s So My Mom.

What better way to end my blogging hiatus than with a list. Of hot women! Compiled by FoxNews.com.

Moral of the story—never let Fox News compile a list. Of anything. Least of all, of “Hottest Moms in Hollywood.” They put Kelly Ripa as No.1. Any man will tell you that, despite her being in great shape, and very pretty, Halle Berry (No. 2), Heidi Klum (No. 7) and even bro-humpin’ Angelina Jolie (No. 11) will ALWAYS trump “The Pipa,” as my mom used to call the annoying talk show host. Can I get a confirmation from the guys reading? (There are guys reading, right?)

Read the article here—or just flip through the pictures, since it’s apparent they either don’t know grammar or outsourced the summarial verbage to Britons. (Psst, Fox, in America the punctuation goes INSIDE the quotations.) I don’t know what’s more gawk-worthy: the pic of post-baby Jessica Alba (No.4) or her description as a “Hollywood hotte.”

I can’t believe they didn’t include Sara Palin on the list … she doesn’t live in Hollywood proper, but having been on SNL, she could be construed as part of fringe film society.

I wish I had a full pic of my mom all decked out to put up.  There have been times in the past couple years where she’s dressed up to the point she could give me and any other twentysomethings some serious competition. I’ll have to be more vigilant with my camera to document such times. (Hopefully that’ll help increase my guy readership!)