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Five ways I’m not like my mother:
1. I cook.
2. I have premarital sex.
3. I will ALWAYS work. Somewhat for proving enlightenment and self-reliance, but more for my sanity and the sake of everyone involved.
4. I have new and improved vices, including A. jealousy, B. angry drunkenness, C. the probable inability to age as well (mom didn’t do drinking or secondhand smoke).
5. I actually kind of enjoy my boyfriend’s farts.
Five ways i’ll probably be like my mother in ten years:
1. I’ll probably find God (we’re on a break right now).
2. I probably won’t cook. (That’s a lie. I’ll probably be a better cook.)
3. I’ll probably drive my kids insane … maybe even ground one for leaving out the toaster.
4. I’ll probably be more attractive than most of the soccer moms.
5. I don’t even want to fill this line.
June 18th, 2008 at 9:19 am
who doesn’t like a good fart?
June 19th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
please do not ground your kids for leaving out the toaster- it not only upsets them it ruins their friends’ fun as well!
June 19th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
ways Im like my mom:
1. I cook.
2. Im emotional and am in tune with people
3. I work! Always!
4. Potato Chips! Ice Cream!
5. cute and stylish
Five ways i’m not like my mom
1. not into religion
2. cant cook consistently
3. Im wild and crazy
4. she doesnt drink - im a fish
5. Im a huge risk taker
July 3rd, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Well, leaving the toaster out is a serious offense. But really…there are worse things. Jesus says hi by the way. He was going to mail you a birthday card, but forgot.